Anonymous asked:

Why'd you choose you're tumblr name...?

Cool. Coolcoolcool. Answer:

buttlicked:

It was my grandmothers middle name and I thought it was just beautiful

ahahahaha!!! xD dead

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

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owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

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that moment when your bf’s mother thinks you’re a fucking peach 💁💅